Couchsurfing message

Hey this is sachin from mumbai..im a local guy here..and i would like to show you at my place..i live in middle of city.from where you can easily visit every tourist place here in mumbai..if intrested i can come with yo

I would like to show you at my place, please!

Yeah! living in middle of city!

My reply: hey sachin I live here in mumbai so I don't need anyone to show me around the touristic places, I know them (OK a little bit not nice, I agree)

His reply: ok then lets meet and do the party..cheers

let's do the party!

nuggets of the day

"we have try to publish camera two times but some tech issue we are not able to publish camera

can you please check and do the need full."

"Will let you know ones done"

"Will revert you back asap."

"Hi Kevin,
We request you to share your contact details to understand the issue as per your trail mail.
Henceforth, we will request you to keep us in loop so that there is clear communication and we will complete the requirements without wasting further any time.
Please note - The agent which was referred is from the known and reliable sources and we feel there might be communication gap, which will be not the case in future."

"Kindly collect & acknowledge receipt for your hotel accommodation charges for yourself from me."

"The attached sheet contains the details of the same. Kindly go through the same."

"Hope you enjoyed the, after you return from your trip."

"Please do the needful at the earliest." (a classic)

"Any updated on this?"